Purchasing Manager:
Jason, I need you to remove my picture from the intranet page. I must’ve goofed and my account was removed from (competitor) again. I don’t want them to be able to see my picture and know where I work.

Jason:
Uh, the intranet is for inside use only. There’s no way..

Purchasing Manager:
Just remove it in case they can see it. I don’t want any more mistakes.

Jason:
Intranet is only inside… well, uh, sure we can do that.

Wow. Just wow. I’d really *love* to see how someone can access the URL http://intranet from anywhere but inside the company. Heck, you can even try it by IP: http://10.1.1.134. Go ahead.