My boss:

A***b: you there
Jason: yes
A***b: my cbs manifest it corrupt
A***b: is
A***b: no win updates working on my hp laptop
A***b: what did you do man????
A***b: it says I have to do a win update with the install cd and it wipes out all up dates
A***b: and then I have to update again
A***b: all things
Jason: quit breaking your laptop?
A***b: help me homey
Jason: which system is that?
Jason: did you try a repair of vista?
A***b: vista
A***b: nope where do I get that
Jason: vista dvd, pop that bad boy in and do a repair
A***b: ok

And he’s the “Director of IT”.